A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she fell down.

On her way falling down, an American man caught her.

She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll do ANYTHING for you...'

The man said: 'Okay then, kiss me.'

She said: 'You PIG! NEVER!'

So he said: 'FINE!' and he dropped her down....

So she's falling and screaming...

Suddenly a German man caught her in the air from his balcony.

She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything that you ask...'

The guy said: 'Fraulein, kiss me.'

She replied: 'Oh you nasty pig! NEVER!'

So the man said: 'Fine!!!' and he also dropped her down again.

She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she's going to die.

Suddenly, a man caught the woman from his balcony.

She said: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!'

The man replies: "Astaghfar Allah" and dropped her.